| I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk! |
| I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath! |
| There's a *NEW* Mexico?!? |
| I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY! |
| If you want breakfast in bed...sleep in your kitchen! |
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| Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once |
| Your village just called... they want their idiot back! |
| Take my advice...I don't need it anyways |
| Even hot girls have to fart |
| This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part |