| Hi, I just noticed you lookin at me across the room..I'll give u a minute to catch ur breath
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| I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it |
| God bless Atheism |
| I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice! |
| I drink to make other people interesting |
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| Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass |
| I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
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| I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
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| Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck |
| First law of science: don't spit into the wind
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