| If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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| One day, I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on.
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| If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
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| On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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| Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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| Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
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| I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. |
| I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not. |
| For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
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| Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.
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